The last ten seconds say it all…

Dear Senator,

We the people have a solution to this problem…how about people that think the government should have the power to shut down the internet move to China instead!

Senator, if you need any help packing, please do not hesitate to ask us. As you probably know, moving is a stressful experience and we want to show you some good old-fashioned American hospitality. Why? Because most of us are good people, and that’s just what good people do. But more importantly, we want to make sure there isn’t any time lost so you can leave our country as soon as possible!

Thanks for the memories Joe, but your ideas are no longer going to be useful in our new future… but good luck in China!

Signed,

The American people