Wow, I always assumed D.U.I. checkpoints were a public service. Now that I have finally seen one it makes sense: take a few drunk (yet still pre-crime) drivers off the road. Then collect a cool $40 million under the guise of a necessary public service! Think that’s a conspiracy theory? How else can you explain how incredibly absurd these state workers are acting when called out about it then? Ladies and gentleman: you are literally witnessing what a real life “protection racket” looks like!

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